Jon Stewart Trashes Chicago And Deep Dish Pizza In An Incredibly Petty And Juvenile Rant

Does Jon Stewart have a weird infatuation with Deep Dish pizza and Chicago or something? Sure sounded like that to me. You don’t go on rants like that unless you’re butthurt about something. Deep Dish pizza fuck his wife? Honestly, be more of a baby Jon. You’re like a kid crying in a grocery store. The big bad pizza took my lunch money, wah wah wah. So much for true journalism.

If we’re being honest, this entire rant just made me want to eat some pizza. Like one long commercial. Probably go to Pequods for lunch now. Thanks Jon.

PS

Trib redefining “Breaking News”.